Yeah, I know it’s a horse but it doesn’t neigh, bitch.

You know those nights you have with your friends? The ones where everything and nothing happens all at once and you’re left laughing so hard but not having any idea why? We have those too. Lucky for all of you we remember most of what we said/did. I’ve made a little list of things you all should try to do, maybe it’ll lead to just as fun of a night.

Quotes/Things to discuss-

Lucy: “Ok, so you’ll marry Donald Faison and I’ll marry Zach Braff.” Tish: “Yeah man, it’ll be like real life scrubs. I wanna be a phlebotomist so Ican work in the lab.” Lucy: “Yeah and I’ll volunteer at the hospital! But you know they’re not real doctors right? Donald Faison doesn’t have …his PHD.” Tish: “Oh shit…” (Lesson to take away from this? Just because they play doctors doesn’t MEAN they’re doctors)

Tish: “Sometimes I think we should just sign up for an open mic night and just sit around shooting the shit pretending we’re in the bathroom. Then everytime they laugh we can just pretend God found us so funny He gave us a laugh track!” Ryan: “Like Friends?” (Lesson to take away from this? Find something to record you and your friends with, a camera or a tape recorder, your cell phone would even work. The results can go both ways, could be funny could be sad)

Tish:”What noise does a zebra make?” Ryan: “Uhhh, think of what a zebra is.” Tish: “Yeah, I know it’s a horse but it doesn’t neigh, bitch.” (Lesson to take away from this? Get you and your friends together, look up zebra videos watch and listen to their random ass sounds. The videos are pretty addicting too.)

Lucy: “Long neck dinosaurs weren’t real man.” Tish: “…What? Like the ones from Jurassic Park? Lucy: “Yeah, they got the heads wrong, not the right dino or something.” Ryan: “No, what? Lucy, you can’t be fucking with us right now, cause that movie is a crucial part of my childhood and you’re fucking with my childhood right now. Don’t fuck with my childhood.” Tish: “Yeah man, that’s where I learned everything I even know about dinosaurs!” (Lesson to take away from this? Go to Wikipedia and find out if this is fact or not. You’ll get lost for hours in awesome dino facts and kick ass pictures.)

Next time I’ll have a list of recipes for you to try with a picture of the end product! Keep an eye guys, also keep an eye out for some of Lucy’s new crafts for sale. You’ll love them!!

Filed under: Quotes, just for shits and giggles, life by xxtisheryxx
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